Matronly upper arms

This post is going to be completely ridiculous, so don't read it if you don't want to hear me make fun of my arms.

That said, I have what Janeane Garafalo calls Matronly Upper Arms. I do have some muscle tone. Hell, even when I was doing yogic elbow balances everyday (which isn't actually standing on your elbows--it's standing on your forearms), my arms weren't cut.

If I hold my arm out and look at it, it looks ok. It's three-dimensional and fairly normal. It's when I look in the mirror and I'm standing with arms pressed against my sides that they spread out rather amorphously. The solution may be to walk around with my arms held slightly out from my body in Hulk stance, like I'm about to flex. But that would just be silly.