Spinning a yarn
There's a big yarn sale at (where else?) the yarn store today, so I'm going to head over during lunch and load up on even more yarn I probably won't have time to mess with for the next six months. Guess there'll be frenzied knitting come November so everyone will receive yarn-based Xmas gifts.
In a not-unrelated matter, the giant spider has returned to my office window after wintering somewhere--perhaps the creepy, dirty boiler room below me. We get big, fat flies in our office. The theory was that they came to snack on the tasty treats we always used to have on the conference room table, but our secretary relocated to another part of campus, and along with her went all the birthday parties and sugar-based celebrations.
But the flies are still here, coming in through my and the new secretary's open windows. I thought my spider friend was long dead, but last week a fly got caught in the web I thought abandoned. Oh great, it's going to buzz like a pencil sharpener on speed until exhausts itself, but then the spider came trotting out to take care of business. It's a big fucker, too.
I would be completely hsyterical about the spider if it weren't eight feet up the wall in the window corner, in a place I would never linger. When it's finished eating, it throws fly carcasses down onto the window sill, and I can't even reach over there, beyond my ridiculously huge desk, to brush them off. Obviously, we're not dealing with a jumping spider, or it would have sucked my brains out long ago.
No, it's just a little nature in action at the office, my own collegiate Wild Kingdom.

2 Comments:
As Shineybottlecap's grandma used to say...Aaaaaaanyway, I cannot help myself and would have killed the spider. I am glad you are more at peace with the spider than I am. He does you good.
Last night I was watching TV and a spider tweedled down his Web about two feet in front of the TV. I started yelling to Mike to kill the spider, but unfortunately my beau is blind as a fucking bat and was like huh? where? It was like using Scooby Doo's nose to sniff out a clue.
So anyway, I was freaking out, because I honestly, honestly can't help what an arachnophobe I am. I was doing well to articulate, "Spider! In front of the TV! Right there! Kill it. Kill it!"
And Roscoe P. Coletrain would have been more help then, I'm sure of it. The dogs started to run where I was pointing to see what was so exciting. I was like, "Get the dogs. Hold the dogs." He's still sitting in the chair going, "I don't think there's a spider."
Really, I could have slapped him.
So I shoved the dogs back, lifted my foot like I was in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and went BAM. My foot cut his web and I slammed it down on the floor with great, direct force. He never had a chance. Unless you count the screaming and dogs running around him for 10 seconds sniffing as a chance.
I somehow ridiculously feel great stress even thinking about it again. And of course I had my signature guttural "Hah!" sound as I killed. You've heard it as I put the phone down to kill a spider here and there in our time together as friends. :P
I can see the whole scenario. In fact, it occurred to me you might read the spider post and be very alarmed. I'm glad you took it well. I think your recent triumph over a spider-invader has shored you up.
;)
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