If my office were on South Beach

Crazy, busy day, so I give you, dear reader who isn't already Joanna, excerpts from Joanna's observations during her week-long conference in Miami/South Beach, where she has seen "more T&A than necessary." I know what you're thinking, and I too weep for this poor unlucky soul, with her fresh seafood and bitchin' new tan (except she's a redhead, so she just becomes one giant freckle).

Jo says:

I'll be excited to be home, but I kind of like the leisurely pace of life here ... If a two hour session starts with things I want to hear but continues on to things I don't care to, I just get up and walk out. It makes you wish this were the case at work. If you could just walk out and leave when you had lost interest. Also, if you lived two blocks from work and also, conveniently, right on the beach, I feel this would be a general improvement.